An OTR truck driver had advice for those lot lizards who cruise the "Pickle Parks", and Truckstops... We see you tapping your brake lights when we pull in... truck drivers are trained to notice just about everything around them... AND we're usually pretty damn horny because we don't get home very much and even those that are "straight" might be tempted by a free Blowjob!! But then after we see you tapping your brake
lights, nothing happens.
You need to get out of your vehicle and walk to the bathroom or phone or something so we can see what you look like! I for one am not going to just walk up to a strange car and ask for a handjob ...I don't like getting shot, arrested, etc.! One cruiser used a GREAT method...he went into the men's room and put little yellow "Post-It" notes in each stall that read: "Great BJ! 10:00 PM to 2:00 AM at next westbound exit. Blink lights and I'll walk to phone." Well, I did...pulled in, blinked my lights,
and this guy got out of his car and walked to the phone as promised. He wasn't my type, so I kept going, but he definitely was using a great method...he didn't vandalize our restareas by writing on the walls. His plan was a discreet way to possibly hook up with less awkwardness. I have seen literally HUNDREDS of truckstop cruisers blinking their taillights like crazy... but have yet to score from any of them...
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