A hogger sees a lot of interesting things from the cab of a bigrig! It
just never seems to occur to folks roaring down the freeway that truck
drivers are in a position to look right down into their laps, even in a
closed car. Of course, convertibles and sunroofs help out a lot!
Of course, seeing this stuff can make a driver a tad horny. It doesn't
help much that most rigs get this bouncy rhythm going, especially on
concrete highways. Not to mention that it can get pretty hot sitting
behind or on top of 400 HP of throbbing diesel engine. That's why a lot
of times on the long, hot, summer valley runs, I shuck everything but my
shorts and sit sporting a woodie for mile after mile...
Now, there are both guys and gals that dig truckers. Both usually drive
sporty cars, converts or at least sun-roofs; a guy can usually spot 'em
by paying a little attention to the rear-view mirrors. The dead giveaway
is when they come up fast to pass, then slow down and "fall in step",
taking a real long time to get by, groping themselves like crazy or
giving a breezy high-five. Nowadays, a lot of 'em have CB's, too, and we
can chat each other up by radio... Read More NOW inside the Truckstop...